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When you see someone do math without a calculator…

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All these days have turned these months into a year, and I’ve been spending every second wishing I could disappear.

niggertime:

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niggertime:

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headbangingwithzombies:

goregeous-mind:

jen-tamaria:

freemanrage:

dyanitokala:

copper-and-iron:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida
welp i’m out

I LIVE AN HOUR AWAY FROM MIAMI„„,
TIME TO SHARPEN THE SWORDS

I LIVE LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AWAY. MY MOM DIDN’T BELIEVE MY ZOMBIE PLANS UNTIL NOW. TODAY SHE ASKED FOR MY NOTES. 

welp
I’m moving. 

i’ve never been happier that i don’t live in florida. it’ll take a while to get to michigan.

Why am I happy about this. I have a problem.

I WAS JUST IN MIAMI OMG THE ZOMBIE APOCALYSE IS STARTING

headbangingwithzombies:

goregeous-mind:

jen-tamaria:

freemanrage:

dyanitokala:

copper-and-iron:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

I LIVE AN HOUR AWAY FROM MIAMI„„,

TIME TO SHARPEN THE SWORDS

I LIVE LIKE THIRTY MINUTES AWAY. MY MOM DIDN’T BELIEVE MY ZOMBIE PLANS UNTIL NOW. TODAY SHE ASKED FOR MY NOTES. 

welp

I’m moving. 

i’ve never been happier that i don’t live in florida. it’ll take a while to get to michigan.

Why am I happy about this. I have a problem.

I WAS JUST IN MIAMI OMG THE ZOMBIE APOCALYSE IS STARTING

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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

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little-miss-honky-tonk:

yesssss lol

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